As a professional internet, it’s my job to search the web for quality, intellectually stimulating content. Like this.

The heavens parted, and delivered unto us a scion of hope, a glimmer of immortality. This song.

Its been a few hours since I posted this and I’m pretty sure I’ve gone back to listen to it about twelve times now and each time it still makes me almost develop a hernia from laughing so much.

i’ve never loved something the way i love this post


I will be needing to get back on her once I get out of work. A long 48 hour shift with bad news about our, rather my, schedule and how it was horribly screwed up.

  1. Camera: Samsung SCH-I545
  2. Aperture: f/2.2
  3. Exposure: 1/1248th
  4. Focal Length: 4mm

Meanwhile, this happened.  With what has been going on, and now this.. I wonder what will be next… and how soon.


pour one out to the neopets we left for dead







v-video gamesss….

hoyl shit man i’m on the verge

fuck it, crying bitch tears.

this isn’t fair…

Out of his entire body of work I’m almost embarassed to admit the most heartwrenching thing he’s ever been a part of that never fails to make me misty eyed was a video game commercial.

Completely excited for Tuesday to arrive

Sooo.. I may have bought a second motorcycle, a 636.  Signing papers on Tuesday after I get out of my 32 hour shift since my bank closed at 1 today.

Tuesday needs to come quickly.

  1. Camera: Samsung SCH-I545
  2. Aperture: f/2.2
  3. Exposure: 1/120th
  4. Focal Length: 4mm


Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?”

Client: “Is e-mail internet”?

Me: “I beg your pardon?”

Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”

Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.”

Client: “Oh,…




I think I would do great if I meditated under water with an oxygen tank

You hear nothing

You don’t have to hold yourself

Just float

Check out a sensory deprivation tank/isolation tank!

I’d love to try one of these out